neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

hotboyproblems:

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

lamelohan:

the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed

bl00mish:

fuckoffmiimi:

john lennon’s art is the reason i’m alive i mean lookimage

"crabs crabbing"